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McNugget vs Golf

What is more boring watching McNugget speak or watching golf?

I'm a hardcore right wing, war monger, oil loving, SUV loving nut job but I can't stand to watch McNugget talk during a speech.  It's like watching Golf, or the Miami Dolphins play themselves, or watching oil based paint dry. You speak in front of a backdrop, there is no hand movement, your voice is plain as French Military.  osama speaks in front of paid crowds, at least they cheer and clap.  The only time people cheer for you in when you enter your wife into a topless beauty pageant.

If you want to win this election you need to borrow from coke from bill clinton, a few redballs from Dave Chappelle and or the lithium battery from the damn Energizer Bunny.  Get out there and speak your a$$ off!  Say what you want to do and how your going to do it!  The front poll on CNN.com asks "Which energy plan do you like the best?" McNugget, osama, or Paris Hilton's. 46% choose Paris Hilton which is funny because that's your energy plan but 90% of voters don't know this because you never say it anymore! 

You must start appearing on TV, pick Mitt Romney for VP so when you die of heart attack a real MAN and can take over as President and clean up everyone’s messes, like how the janitor cleans the backside of the toilet after I eat Taco Bell. 

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