What is more boring watching McNugget speak or watching golf?

I'm a hardcore right wing, war monger, oil loving, SUV loving nut job but I can't stand to watch McNugget talk during a speech.  It's like watching Golf, or the Miami Dolphins play themselves, or watching oil based paint dry. You speak in front of a backdrop, there is no hand movement, your voice is plain as French Military.  osama speaks in front of paid crowds, at least they cheer and clap.  The only time people cheer for you in when you enter your wife into a topless beauty pageant.

If you want to win this election you need to borrow from coke from bill clinton, a few redballs from Dave Chappelle and or the lithium battery from the damn Energizer Bunny.  Get out there and speak your a$$ off!  Say what you want to do and how your going to do it!  The front poll on CNN.com asks "Which energy plan do you like the best?" McNugget, osama, or Paris Hilton's. 46% choose Paris Hilton which is funny because that's your energy plan but 90% of voters don't know this because you never say it anymore! 

You must start appearing on TV, pick Mitt Romney for VP so when you die of heart attack a real MAN and can take over as President and clean up everyone’s messes, like how the janitor cleans the backside of the toilet after I eat Taco Bell. 

I intend to make this blog Politically Incorrect; I will say what I feel, when I want, and how I want. Don't like it? Go to California and cry me a river and flood the liberal bastards out into the Pacific. 

My first rant will be about osama's new economic stimulus idea.  Well I really wouldn't call it a idea more like a lie to the American people, misdirect voters on positions you will never do, and American's will never allow.  Tax the oil companies "windfall profits tax" on what? There lousy 8% profit margin? Then give us checks for $1000? Yeah like they won’t raise prices to offset this? Oh you wouldn’t know anything about that you only been a Senator for what 2 years? Never ran a company, a lemonade stand, nor a city, or state.

How about we tax Coke? Why does a 20oz soda cost more then a 2 liter (64oz)? Why not tax Coke on there profit margin on 31%? Because you see record profits being made by an industry everyone depends on, you think there screwing us? They are raising the price of oil? They make the same amount of money if gas was $1.00 per gallon. Oil profits margins are the same now as they were 30 years ago. Hmmm what has changed? Oh maybe because dependence has increased. In 1960 65% of American families had a car, 2007 98% of American families have not 1 car, but 2 cars.  We drive twice as far to work, twice as far to the store and wait twice as long in traffic.  The need of oil is skyrocketing like Congress's approval ratings.  The oil companies are doing there job supplying greedy American's with a product, that were addicted to like porn and Miley Cyrus amazing singing. /sarcasm.

I don't believe there is an immediate fix to the high gas prices, but there is mid term and long term solutions.  Currently I believe we should be drilling in United States for oil.  Technology has changed in the last 30 years the chances of oil spills and miss-haps have gone down like an old man off Viagra.  There should be regulations making sure oil companies are doing what they can to protect the waters and surrounding area’s from accidents.  This will not come quick it takes time to drill and refine oil (that’s another subject for a later date) and congress to make this happen. Once supply is up depend is down, so will gas prices from speculators. (which will be another subject someday)

The long term solutions as everyone knows is not oil, Wind, water, solar, nuclear power and whatever else we come with is the answer for our long term solution to energy crisis.

More power plants need to be built, moving away from coal and oil power plants to more manageable solutions.   T. Boone Pickens has an idea and it’s a start we need ideas. Turn those ideas into plans and execute like the Patriots in last years Super Bowl.  osama doesn’t have a plan or an idea to get us out of this. He just has ideas on how to make things worst for the American People.